k-els: i actually wonder if i’ll ever be good enough for anyone..
*Chatting about marriage and divorce rates in Australia*
Girl in my class: Marriage rates have actually gone down according to google.
Me: Well let gays get married and that marriage rate will go up.
Teacher: God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
Me: Yeah, well, God didn't create boob jobs but you still have one.
dilemmemily: one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
circletines: no i dont mean faggot as in gay person i mean faggot as in you
person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me
So everyone can watch - We are Never Getting Back Together
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
1d-supreme: 1d-supreme: omg i love Sex Yeah thATS A SONG BTW
1d-supreme: omg i love Sex Yeah
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
Me, all the time.
parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume.
hellfirehotchkiss: sheltymops: SLEEPING BEAUTY (1485). POCAHONTAS (17TH CENTURY POWAHTAN). CINDERELLA (MID 1860’S) JASMINE (PRE-ISLAMIC MIDDLE EAST) SNOW WHITE (16TH CENTURY GERMANY). ARIEL (1890’S) BELLE (1770’S FRENCH COURT FASHION). CLARIE HUMMEL Megara (Ancient Greece) Mulan (Ancient China) Tiana (1920’s) Rapunzel (18th Century) Just thought I’d update...